It seems everyone has gone mental over the lack of signings that have happened in the matter of days since the season ended. It’s been a ridiculous 288 hours since our season ended and stupid fat lazy Wenger hasn’t even made one single signing! SACK HIM!!
This Nasri story has really captured the imaginations of Arsenal bloggers across the world. What started off as a transfer rumour has now become a crazy desperation signing that if isn’t sorted in the next couple of days then we’re all doooooomed!
I don’t really know why this is, I think it probably has something to do with our signings over the past few years; because of the stadium fund, Wenger’s chequebook hasn’t been very busy. We’ve had a few decent players in, for sure, but we have had a lot of unproved youngsters.
Arsenal fans are now at the point where we crave any sort of exciting signing and hype him up as much as we can. This isn’t good because, a.) One of us is going to have a heart attack one summer, and b.) We expect so much from these new additions that when they do come, and don’t take an instant to settle in, we think they’re shit.
NewsNow has become NasriNow this week, Arsenal fans in desperation refreshing every minute to see any minor developments on the situation. Arseblogger has refused to get caught up in it all, and Gunnerblog reckons the deal hasn’t happened yet because of this.
Well I’m not going to get caught up in it. In the summer, with the lack of news, it’s easy to just report anything that’s floating about. However I’m not going to let this Nasri situation drive me to state of mental desperation where I can’t sleep because I crave NewsNow and even when I do I have crazy nightmares that Samir Nasri is in my house trying to find the Arsenal contract but I’ve lost it…
So, news news news…erm…Samir Na. NO! Alex Hleb’s Agent says that he loves Real Madrid more than ice cream. This bloke really is a cunt:
For any player in the world it is always a great honour that a club like Real Madrid is interested in him.
This confirms the good work that Hleb has been doing in these last few years that he is being recognised by one of the greatest clubs in the world.
Nobody should have any doubts that the interest from Madrid is a privilege for the player.
What a knob. It’s just totally disrespectful to Arsenal as a football club. He’s basically said that we were just a stepping-stone and he deserves now to play for a big club after all the hard work he’s put in. Whatever. I know Real’s a massive club, and it is quite an honour to become a ‘Galactico’, but they way he’s talking is as if we’re some team that’s never even heard of the Champions League.
I don’t really care what happens with Hleb to be honest, I hope he goes I suppose. He’s not interested in Arsenal, fine. We should get some money for him hopefully and apparently there’s some bloke from Marseille who we might be interested in and is quite good.
That’s enough for today. I will speak to you tomorrow night, and I promise you it won’t be another desperate article on Nasri. Unless of course he signs in the next 24hrs. Have a good night.
